Raelinda Woad is a North American species of storyteller known to the scientific community as, 'storylurkus chocolatus'. Literally meaning, 'to lurk near chocolate'.

Typically a member of this species will distract its intended victim with a highly imaginative and confusingly convoluted 'story'.

While the victim is trying to recover its sense of reality, the storylurkus will flee with all the chocolate.

The Storylurkus can strike at any time of year, but be especially careful in the late Fall. That is when Storylurkuses gather up extra chocolate for the Winter when they go into carbohybernation.